Sorry that I haven't been around recently, its just my sister got married saturday and so it's been really hectic at mine (will have photos up soon(hopefully)). The weekend actually started friday night when I went round to my grans caude it was my uncles birthday. 31 and still at home. Shocking.

The saturday morning I had to go round my girlfriends house to pick up some clothes and my shoes (long story why they were there) and then dash back home to go up to Morley Hayes where the wedding was taking place. I went and took a seat in the ceramony while my parents went in search of the bride. One unusual thing about the groom and best man was that because they were scottish, they were in kilts. So was my uncle (not the birthday boy) but his was an irish one instead.

Afterwards, we went outside for photos to be taken. We thought the couple had gone for a game of golf cause they vanished and we saw them on a golf buggy. Anyhow, my uncle who did celebrate his birthday hadn't shown up. Hungover and so because we were due to eat a lunch which had already been paid for, I dragged my girlfriend down to eat it. She didn't mind cause she was pissed off that she didn't get an invite.

After the meal, the toasts were made and my dad shocked everyone by being friendly and making a great speech, normally he is a misreable bugger. The reception came and went with us leaving at midnight, very tired and slightly tipsey. Didn't get to sleep till about one cause my girlfriend slept over and two people in a single bed isn't that comfy.

Had to get up at 9 sunday morning because it was my girlfriends birthday (I said it was hectic) and she wante to open her presents. We then had to leave so she could get back home and have lunch with her mum. I meet them at the pub later and we stayed ther for 5 hours playing pool, drinking and playing sticky fingers. Her mum then kindly bought us a takeaway which stuffed me. I finally got home at quater to 11 absolutely shattered.

Big thanks to AliWoo for informing me of this. The worst teacher ever, Miss Stafford has left us

For those that don't know her, she was the worst teacher ever. She tried to teach us things that weren't on the course and then claim that they are even when she is blatently wrong. She also spends far too much time talking with Nick over cameras.

Dispite having a speaking text today, this news means that today will the best ever.

Also, Miss Bramly was spotted crying. Is something going on with all the evil teachers? I wonder...

Boucing off what Chris and Alice have done, here is mine.

5 Random Facts About You:
I am a fountain of useless knowlege
I like giving people electric shocks
I am a DiDA Man
I revel in pub quizes because I'm so good at them

5 Things You Love
My Girlfriend
Gaining Knowlege
QI (the fountain of my knowlege)
Billy Connelly (both as an actor and as a comic, though he keeps dying in films)
My Cat

5 Things You Hate
DiDA
Early Mornings
The concept behind religion
People who claim to know things but don't
The way the goverment has too much power over us


5 Things You Do That Makes Others Happy
A good Listener
My uses as a shrink (psychiatrist)
If anyone has an answer to this, help would be appreiated

5 Things That People Do That Tick You Off
Make things up that are blatently false
Try to convert you to their religion
Trying to make you vote for the conservative party
Making the goverment seem like they are doing better than they really are
Go round in hoodies drinking cheap beer. For god's sake get a life.

5 Things You Want To Do Before You Die (actually, only 4):
Bunjee jump
Go zorbing
Own a great motorbike
Make loads of money
Have a family (yes I do have a caring side)

5 Things You Are Afraid Of:
Losing my girlfriend
The desrustion of the world befiore I have completed the list above
America getting another president as bad as George Bush
A world where knowlege has been forgetten and seen as something bad
The conservatives getting power again

5 Cool Things That You Own
A broken drumstick from Cradle of Filth
A touch-sesitive dragon light
A great, caring and supportive girlfriend
My brain and all it's knowlege
My life

5 People You Admire on DA:
~Aliwoo
~phantomward
~DiDA-Men (All of them)
~KrystovArran
~eternal1-2

10 Other stuff:

I try to do the Dr Kawashema Brain Training once a day

I don't know when to stoip rambling on about subjects

My favourite awards are the darwin awards and the ignobel prizes

I would say that i'm communist, but i'm not completely

I play the cello and the bass guitar

I'm very wierd and proud of it

I learn't a long time ago that what people say doesn't matter, it's what you belive that counts and anyone who dissagrees with you, well they can go to hell

Dispite people telling me repeatedly to cut my hair for the the last 6 years, it's just grown longer

I enjoy watching people struggle to figure out something that i have said that sounds completely confusing

I enjoy pushing myself to the limit of what I can do, both physically and mentally.

There you have it, me in a nutshell (well maybe something a bit larger than that)

Why do we need a spanish coursework day, I see it as being a big waste of time. Whats more is that we miss all of our DiDA lessons. I can't belive i'm actually wanting to do DiDA. It might be the fact we have school days before our enterprise is due in

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to meee
Happy birthday to me

For those who wished me a happy birthday thank you, for those who didn't, now is your chance.

At time of writing I haven't opened my presents so I don't know what I got, but I did get a phone the other week for my birthday so that makes up for it.

Oh and happy birthday to Laz for yesterday, member to get me a card next year.